[The Q Zone] - Dataport

Welcome to The Q Zone

Feel Free to Skim through our file systems for your needs

Information Seekers : Craving for knowledge? Leap into our Information Portal
and sponge off the Web. Just make sure you take short deep breaths.

Software Junkies : Shareware, Freeware...Who can tell the difference? Not Bob.
Feed the need. Our Software Portal will succumb you to its glorious database.

Dot.Pitch Potatoes : Can you spend hours downloading, decoding and sorting images? Are you a .GIF freak? Join the many ranks of Dot.Pitch Potatoes!

Silly Berserk Readers : The label speaks for itself. Reading is your passion, and Shakespeare is your flame. Connect to our Readers Portal and read, read, read.

Newbies : First timer? Timid? Flushed with enthusiasm? Fear not for tripping over your virtual feet! Check out our Newbie Portal and lose that emoticon, please.

The Briefie Jeefies

Briefie Jeefies (noun, verb) : Space filling factoids

Reality Hacking : designer lifestyles and pranks that playfully interrupt the scheduled programming of the masses

Digital Darwinism : Artificial life developed by digital technologies. Sometimes called intelligent, living, digital creatures that evolve on the Internet.

Digital Dodoes : High tech products that were solutions to non-existent problems.

Supreme Weirdos : Not a run of the mill weirdo. The Supreme Weirdo knows that everyone else is weird for being so straight and serious in our funhouse-mirror world.

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